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Cast O’ Characters

Main Cast

Bean – BC’s best friend for twelve years and her “last resort marriage buddy”. Lives in the Midwest where he’s still working out whether he likes boys better than girls …

Dwandy – eHarmony guy who is one part Dwight and one part Andy from The Office. Likes to engage BC in making out, although both insist that they are not dating. (Really!)

Ozzy – Match guy who unfortunately fits the “nice (non-challenging, overly-accommodating) guys finish last” credo. He and BC recently went back to being friends after many failed attempts at a relationship.

Gino – In a wild stroke of happenstance, BC found Gino through the “Missed Connections” section of Craig’s List, 8 months after their brief meeting at a local grocery store. Was it meant to be? We shall see!

Supporting Cast

Spinner – BC’s good friend and faraway former flame who likes to email penis pictures and engage in lascivious IM conversations. Which would be fine if he wasn’t married.

Brando – BC’s high-school chemistry teacher whom she reconnected with last summer. Enjoys drunk-dialing in the middle of the night and planning a “rendezvous” in Vegas that has yet to happen.

Bex – Not quite a former boyfriend and not quite “just a friend”, Bex swept BC off her feet in 2006 as the Best Lover Ever — a title which has yet to be usurped. Thankfully lives on the other side of the country, otherwise BC might never get out of bed.

Animal – Match guy whom BC dated briefly in early 2007. An insanely talented drummer who lives on a rock n’ roll diet of booze, cigarettes and lithium, he enjoys fascinating BC with his train wreck lifestyle.

Mac – First eHarmony guy that BC dated before he relocated for work — now relishes his title as her most deviant friend. Enjoys porn and making jokes about “butt sex”.

Don Juan – BC’s flirty friend who claims to have used the pickup artist skill set to sleep with over 100 women. Recently relocated to Australia where he continues to be loved by the ladies.

Understudies

4 Year Guy (4YG) – BC’s ex-fiancé.

Broody – BC’s ex-almost-fiancé.